Part of My Education History

Prevent Food Theft

I have gotten two degrees from a university that I have mentioned previously [1] . The first degree is unimportant in this tale. The second one was a biology pre-med. That's the one that was used for the following dormitory success or ascendancy. In those old-days there were 6 small single story dorm houses that each held about 20-30 unisex residents.

For some reason my college education didn't include many drugs or alcohol with a minor exception following our "finals" exams three times a year.   Proceeding with our education required these things in our dorm room: Stereo, TV, refrigerator and typewriter (there were no PC's then).

Does anyone ever borrow anything from others refrigerators?   I put anything I wanted cold in my refrigerator which had the following note attached to its front door with magnets. Biology major. Bact lab standbys[2,3]. I scattered a few of these things around visibly obvious in my refrigerator.                That sign worked.

A perfectly comfortable home for any nasty microscopic monsters like bacteria, fungi or viruses. The roof on this dish prevents them from finding another home or inviting other residents.

The evil monsters love the taste of this Jello. I've never tried it.

No one ever stole anything from my refrigerator.

References or notes:

[1] In a previous blog I have mentioned my uni-sex dorms which were intended AND instead, the multi-Sex bathrooms were "designed" by some majority of female students. http://jayfreebish.blogspot.com/2016/05/whats-wrong-with-bathroooms.html#UniSexDorms [2] Colleges, the CDC and other bad government-controlled things have biological labs that are carefully isolated from the rest of the world. They attempt to ID and develop vaccinations, weapons, or anti-weapons. The labs in my university were only growing buds that were relatively not dangerous. The picture on the right are what I would called a disaster. Jobs like doctors, cops, CDC lab technicians and the people who build nuclear bombs are told to work very carefully. In our school the grade for this class was an "F". Was that our worst result? In our school we had a nuclear reactor in the basement of the physics building and we asked ourselves, "Do you think they allow people in here like us?" [3] Bacteria, virus, fungus like Zika, Cholera or Ebola http://mentalfloss.com/article/50625/8-historically-terrifying-viruses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_biological_weapons_program http://www.livescience.com/47340-viruses-scarier-than-ebola.html