Premise:
Bathroooms? It doesn't look right. |
   I’ve seen this one a lot lately. I’m confused a bit on what exactly everyone is debating about. I need your help of explaining a few
things to me. Why are these private or public areas called restrooms or bathrooms. Who takes a public bath in the U.S.? Or, if a resting room is needed then go to the bar/ saloon.    I uncovered about forty other “ladies room” synonyms in a thesaurus.[1] These were only the English versions. Some of those names indicated or designated either male or female facility requirements or arrangements . The others didn’t but were more appropriately named. |
   While we try to figure of whether people are complaining about government, toilet, or something else in that cartoon appearing above I will start with a few explanations of men’s urination or other “accidents” that I have incurred and at which I happen to be an expert. I qualify for my expert opinions because I have one of the necessary tools in all of the following stories except one that is involved with another “tool” and we’ll call that other one vulva.    Accident explanations follow that occurred when I was a kid. Like me, all men will never repeat these circumstances. |
   #1: The skin on any penis is very thin or “delicate”. In any boy’s usual situations they don’t understand why everyone wants to wear
underwear. When wearing jeans or similar clothes he will eventually zip up his dick in the jean’s front zipper. The worst part of that situation is
that now he knows that he has to knowingly unzip the damn thing. Women simply don’t understand or sympathize.    I’ve never seen episodes like this one on any TV these days but, as always, my sister did not appreciate these things. Our family was traveling through a large desert with no air conditioning. Instead we had a wet cloth bag of water hanging from the car’s front bumper. I finally told my father that I had to pee. We’re in the middle of nowhere. |
   #2: Boys are all pretty stupid but that doesn’t stop us. Women think we’re all stupid disgusting animals because we can aim (somewhat) when we are in the snow and trying to spell anything stupid - like our own names in the snow. (I have thought of a Frank Zappa’s song….)    #3. When ya gotta go…men will stop the car and maybe hike out of obvious public view. There is something men learned about urinating in the outdoors. Always pee with the wind – not against it. |
   #4. Generally women are (pissed) at me for peeing on the road’s side. I can empathize because if they need to pee too they have to sit there while men alleviate their busting bladder. What do they do? Not much. I was in a car with a friend of mine who happened to be a cop (prison guard) coming out of a ZZ-Top concert with our girlfriends. A lot of people drank beer at this band’s concert whose members were originally from Oklahoma. Like a thousand other people who were leaving from one of those four-story parking buildings. It was full of cars and we didn’t exit fast enough for his girlfriend. Eventually she said, “wait a minute (which we couldn’t avoid) and she went to a little sspace between two parked cars, yanked down her pants and peed while anyone else honked their car horns. She had drunk a lot of beer and what I remembered about this was that she produced an enormous urine tinkle that accompanied our car at same progress speed for the entire four stories in that building.    #5 I got those above in the wrong chronological order. I think you’ll figure this one out. Both sexes learn fairly quickly about how to stimulate men’s penises. I did that to my own using an improper method. A long time ago I learned more from my grandfather about his 5000 acre farm/ranch near the Trinity river. |
Eventually I started by doing the same thing that men do. Remember, I said that this was a long time ago. My grandfather stopped
and told me to do our usual thing at the side of the road. O.K. I started to do just that and simultaneously found the electric fence.[2] Yeah, I do remember that electrical stimulation too! |
Maybe he's smarter than I was |
   I’ll tell you why most humans are worried about the unisex and transgender “problem” bathrooms. It is exactly the same problem that we’ve had forever and even more in the last century. See if you can catch the same idea that I just described (in the whole blog). Human pre-toddler children do stinking or abominable things in diapers. We are entirely the only animal in this world that does that. Why? |
   One quick intermission – a short break to get popcorn and another beer (a good combination)and there are no advertisements in my blogs. Meanwhile, while you’re going to the real bathroom in your home, you can miss most of my worthless opinions .    My girlfriend and I have been together – mostly always with each other – for 42 years. Some people tell me that I got married but the only thing I remember is that we had a wonderful honeymoon skiing in Mammoth. Somehow, there were also 15 more that joined us in the rented condominium. First we lived together for more than ten years. That seemed long enough to get straight about our major motives and our disagreements. We did agree on something that we both thought would be important. No double standards for each other are ever permitted. We only share two lives happily.    Regarding this current bathroom legislation or personally diplomatically something, I have the following opinions: I don’t care if anyone is gay or lesbian. We have those friends but I generally am not interested in any of your personal sex habits. I just can’t understand the sexual point of gays. I think that one other type is a little bit more dangerous. Just like most people I have dealt with different people with different kinds of cancer. In our modern medical methodology, there is no cure for flu, lupus, colds or many other things like cancer. The most part of our current cancer treatment is to surgically cut anything out of us the we did like having. If some guys hate themselves so much, then transsexuals want someone else to cut off their dicks and make it into dog food. Well, uh oh.    There is another one with something called effeminacy or transvestite. My only warning to you is very important to me: “Stay the hell away from my wife’s lingerie cabinets or closet(s).” Same as I. Just their shoes’ precuniary-aspects frighten me. |
Unisex Bathrooms?
Families deal with unisex bathrooms too.... |
   The current concern is a unisex bathroom used by both sexes simultaneously. This next part is a little more
chronologically interpreted.[5]    shen I was a kid, and most of my life I used to hike to the most beautiful places in this world. They were fun because no one wanted to climb a mountain or walk for anything. We had unisex bathrooms because they were everywhere - literally. There was no choice. We carried a |
canteen and if we got thirsty we just scooped some out of the river. Now every drop that we drink is processed. There is one problem to everything that I’m covering today. There are too many people. That problem will be solved. By people? Probably not.    Every toilet that we use has sewage that ends up in the same place as the other trillion fish. Does that make you hungry?    #2: My parents went to different colleges sometime near 1945 when there were single sex colleges which still exist in America. Those that weren’t provided men and women with single-sex dorms. Maybe geographically In the 70’s I went to a University of California college that had the beginning of one of those “new concepts”. Most dorms in that college were single sex dorms traditionally but our “new” dorm was a new multi-sex dorm. There were 6 individual “hobbit huts” used in this dorm complex and it was called “Middle Earth”[3] |
room for all women to cram-crowd the same shower/bath rooms. In the beginning I was surprised – you know – for about a day. I went to take a shower and there was one or more women already taking their shower too (in different stalls but wide open) Men didn’t do the same thing but we could or might have. Was having uninvited naked college girls in “our” bathroom a problem? No. I have more examples of my life’s older aged experieces. |
   #3: Sometimes women use the men’s. Nobody cares. Men don’t do that. Why?: Traditionally we men protect our women.
The guy that we catch in the same bathroom with my wife or children, it’s easy. At least, he gets his ass kicked in.    Men don’t chat or look around in any bathroom. Women go together or in groups. Men don’t. Three urinals with two people and they use the outside ones. I hear that women do that with their stalls too.    This is only one more example of all the unconventional or logical things that we do in bathrooms. |
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Women | Normal |
   As you know there are baseball stadium games with hot-dogs and beer. At the end of each inning a lot of fans do something congenial about their beer drinking addiction. As you know, there were three massive lines formed immediately. One beer refilling line and two more doing the opposite. Architects were either the wrong sex or just stupid (no comments). One of those lines moved six times faster than the other.    I dunno, the women are still complaining about how men use their penises too fast. Begin then finished. Ugh.    So you know how this resulted in the following that will stop as soon as someone thinks about providing a lot more women’s bathrooms. Women get tired about standing in their lines forever and go to the men’s room instead. Two at a time. One in a stall while the other one guards. Yep. I’d do the same thing if I could if there was a legitimate reason – which there still isn’t.[4] |
Back to watching football |
The Daed with Jerry was here in pitch black. There was nothing in the background in '76 | The video monitors and the light poles were New |
Women go in Mens Bathrooms. Did men ever do the same thing? I did.
P.S. When I was a kid trying to earn money in a rough job, I did go into women’s restrooms all the time and I only noticed one thing that was different about women’s restrooms than the men’s. Women were a lot tidier or cleaner primarily because they didn’t pee on the floor or anywhere that I could see. I was the janitor. |
References:
[1] "bathroom" thesaurus [2] Electric fence danger [3]It’s 2016 now and the Tolkien’s “Middle Earth” concept has expanded to four other “liberal” UC colleges. It was built in 1974 with only five sub-unisex houses. Total population was about 250 interesting people. [4] U.S. federal bathroom laws. Good luck finding anything. Everyone seems to be looking by State |